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I don't understand how distilled water is any more natural than vodka.
The author questions how anyone could consider that distilled water is "natural" because pure H20 is not found in nature, and certainly not available for drinking purposes, and my guess is that the author was referring to the fact that it is produced in a man-made machine, by the way NO reference was made to RAIN...so it is your reference which is dumb.
And since no other reference to rain was made again I am wondering what you refer to from this post?
Here is the rest from the post:
"Aren't we meant to drink from clear running streams?
Wasn't all our food and water on Earth provided for us in their proper forms?"