Have you ever needed help getting off the phone with someone? Perhaps a long winded neighbor, or a pesky tele-marketer? Well - we have just the solution for you. Introducing our unique "Pocket - Get off the Phone Excuse Machine". This little device gives you "6" different sounds that will help you out of the tightest spot - and get you off of the phone "fast". Freedom is just "the press of a button" away.
Push button #1 it Says: STATIC - Just play the static, and say "you're breaking up"
# 2 button is a SIREN - Play the siren, and say a cop is behind your car, and hang up.
#3 a BABY CRYING - You say: "I have to go, the baby is crying"
#4 a DOOR BELL - You then say : "I have to go someone is at the door"
#5 KNOCK..KNOCK...CHINESE FOOD - You say "My lunch delivery is here, I'll talk to you later."
#6 CAR CRASHING - Play this one, and just hang up. (Perfect for bill collectors.)