I like Kirstie or Farrah for a girl, Trey for a boy, and Winthorp for a hamster
i was only called betty crocker, and it lasted only until 8th grade. but some kids were teased until high school was out. some had normal names, so they invented other names...for instance, one guy named Richard, they called him chicken because he lived on a farm and they said he $^%$$% the chickens. another guy, Tim, was called pop bottle because they said he ^%&&% pop bottles.
when people (and yes adults did it too) called me betty, i said, no, she is my aunt and is in the hospital because she burned her buns.