That although I somehow, freakishly (it was a miracle I tell ya, a Christmas miracle!) managed to lose weight over the holidays despite stuffing my gullet full of cookies and candy and other HORRIBLE things for weeks on end..
I will not make it my newfound eating style for the New Year.
(but I WILL write a book about it and market it on QVC under the pseudonym Penelope Parker ("Party off the Pounds")
..but only so I can afford all the ridiculously-priced oils you all seem to be able to spit into the commode without a second thought.
*jealous*