That you, he and several others indulged in a healing oil bath together?
WELL! Sounds like quite the pah-tay inDEED!
I'm sure (sniff) that you all just...ummm...forgot?...to invite MOI? (sob!)
I'm innocent. If I was in an oily bath with a few men other than my husband, and I didn't notice, then I think I'm ready for the boneyard. Or just prop me up in the corner and let me drool oil.