Tom, you are truly hilarious! I thought I was humorous, but MAN...I've got nothin on you! From my view, though, you need to work on one thing: insults. When you insult people on here you have to do it subtly, yet in a way that is similar to a bullfighter when he stabs his spear through the bulls neck. There's a very fine line on this forum...you have to find that magical little area that allows you to enrage your opponent without getting yourself banned! It truly is an art that takes some practice! Here are a couple tips:

1) never call someone a name...instead insult their ideology. (much safer)

2) attempt to insult them by using their own words against them...that way they have no leg to stand on (cut and paste your enemy's old posts that are truly ridiculous)

3) attempt to pit your enemys against each other; family feuds are PRICELESS!

4) verbally call out your enemy to the group and intice everyone to watch you publicly humiliate him.

5) and when you have someone publicly pinned up against the wall...by all means you have to be like a boxer and deal the DEATH BLOW!!! This is the type of insanely outrageous move that will make someone think twice before they ever dare to come back and debate you again -- about anything!

6) Sometimes it's a good trick to act nice for a couple days -- this will lull your enemy into a relaxed state. It's at this point, when he's least expecting it, that you absolutely rip him a new one!

These are my tricks. I have fine-tuned my skills to precision. I realize I'll never convince anyone of anything on here, but it's fun trying to make people feel bad about themselves for wanting babies to die! S