janaki
A Buddhist monk and a swami with one arm held up in the air were sitting at the bar of a restaraunt when a zero with a pun'kin where his head should be with a belt in his hand ran into it and died.
Then a drunk who thought he was in the arrival section of the airport ran in and said "pardon me which way to Bangkok?" the swami with one arm up in the air raises hiis other arm, parts his lips and closes them again as he points to the bar, and the drunk ran into it.
Then a priest a duck and an irish man walk in and the bartender says "what is this a joke?"
the bartender says to duck "how can we make things to be more safe and have not so much in the way to run into?" the duck says "Oh easy just remove the (a) from safe and remove the (f) from (way)
The irish man agreed all would remain as it was
Over at the pool table a zero and a ten were playing pool, the zero said to the ten "hmmmm. now that's a not so subtle cue"
the zero ran over to the now deceased zero with the pun'kin head that had run into the restauraunt and had died from his injuries and grabbed the belt and put it around his waist. He told the ten "I'm not hungry I eight"
The ten went up to the Buddhist monk and said "shall we not say a prayer for the passing of this dear beltless zero with the pun'kin head so that he may have a peaceful journey into the afterlife?"
The buddhist monk said 'ask him" and pointed to the swami with one arm raised up in the air.
the ten asks the swami the same question "shall we not say a prayer for the passing of this dear pun'kin headed beltless zero so that he may have a peaceful journey into the afterlife?"
and the swami raised his other hand in the air his lips part and he says.
"Yes"