Subject: Jesus
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>3 good arguments that Jesus was black:
>1. He called everyone "brother".
>2. He liked Gospel.
>3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
>
>3 equally good that Jesus was Jewish:
>1. He went into His Father's business.
>2. He lived at home until he was 33.
>3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he
> was God.
>
>3 good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
>1. He talked with his hands.
>2. He had wine with every meal.
>3. He used olive oil.
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>3 good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
>1. He never cut his hair.
>2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
>3. He started a new religion.
>
>3 good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
>1. He never got married.
>2. He was always telling stories.
>3. He loved green pastures.
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>However, the most compelling evidence of all are 3 proofs that Jesus was
>a woman:
>1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
>2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
> didn't get it.
>3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more
> work to do.