glaxony
Somebody needs to melt all the Gold in China, pour it back into Mother Earth, and plug up all of the tunnels and holes where the UFO's have been escaping, so the inner aliens can't come out and fake us into believing there is a second coming. We need to start now, before it's too late, and we get beamed up on the mother ship, and transported to another planet that still has some gold left in the ground, and we are used as slave labor miners.
Or we could just~
Go about business as usual, and tie our camels...