One of the most defiant things we can do in the New World Order is to smoke a cigar. Everything about cigars is wrong to the NWO: They smell bad, they're unhealthy, they pollute the air, secondhand smoke kills, they're expensive, tobacco is grown by oppressed workers, the cigar rollers are paid pennies, etc, etc.

I had this epiphany this morning smoking a De Nobili while driving to work. A woman in the car next to me stopped at a light gave me the Evil Eye. It was great! What can I say, I'm easily amused.