been there done that
Grassman,
If you could understand the kind of things that "I" write about, then I'd KNOW that it's either....
1) time for me to see a psychiatrist.
2) time for me to take a long vacation and straighten out my head.
I'd be ashamed of myself if you understood the profound things that I write.
I am encouraged to know that you don't understand the things I write......(if you ever want to scare me, tell me and convince me that YOU DO understand).