fledgling
Good for you, 138124!
Uh...I always think of what to say to rude remarks about three weeks later.
Meanwhile, I've learned some useful tricks that have gotten me out of tight spots.
One was when I was on my way to see my husband, in the hospital, one night...and a policeman said, "Where are you going in such a hurry?", as he strode up to my window.
Luckily, I was looking in my purse for my wallet. I hesitated in my reply, and simply raised my head, saying, "Hm-m-m?"
He repeated himself, but in a kinder, gentler voice. ...And I didn't get a ticket...probably because of the seriousness of my errand.
That's one time oneupmanship has worked for me.
Sometimes just a sweet smile says a great deal when one is lost for words...and pretending to be distracted.
Give 'em hell!
:)