Conversation in the White House yesterday. ;-)
So solly taking time to recovah. But give you news of President Hu Jintao, whoooz going to visit the american Black Devil to-day in Washington ! It was overheard when he was preparing his speech before he left on the airplane.
He told an aid. “Ok, ok, I thlink I got it. I say ok Black Devil, noh moh crappy wuffless yanky dollah. Yanky dollah only assewipes foh pooh childen. China noh longah use shitty yanky dollah. We only take China Yuannn ! Maybe ok ok, we take Renminbee if you have any, but we think not. Soh we make good deal foh yoo. We give yoo cheep cheep velly good plice for buying Yuannn ! Soh, you tell amelican fatty peeple, run along Walmart. Yoo buy cheapy cheapy China Yuannn, after that yoo can buy cheapy cheapy made in China cheapy cheapy crappy goods. We use new Yuannn to make supah supah stealth F-22 supah killer fighter. All paid for by plenty fat drug crazed lazy lazy ahmelican slobs !
Did you see velly good plictures of China ballistic missile that we launched from supah supah Chinese velly velly quiet supah submahleen last week. We fire missile only 2 miles flom Los Angleez beach. Silly billy amelican fat beach bums think it from outer space. No, no, not true. This is supah supah China ballistic missile. You do not see it, till it hits you !! Heh ! All plaid foh by Walmat profits. Flom fat lazy lazy ahmelican slobs. All told what to do by slimy slimy jhuu bankaz !
Talking of Walmat Mr. black devil plezident. You need go walmat quickie quickie ! Buy new suit. You sicky sicky all down you suit and stain it. Oh, tlouser stain also, oh, I slee, that only piss you tlouser, so it wash out ok. But maybe you clap at the back, cozz terribel smelly smelly now, you seem stuck to yoo chair Mr. Black Devil !!
Now leemembah Black Devil. Only Chinese Yuannn !
If not, we show Wikileaks picture of you and black devil father at yoo house in Nairobi. Then amelican peeple see you not tourist there, but tourist here !! So you will have to show Gleen cadd foh job. Do you have that ??
Soh yoo no fuky fuky with Jintao see. Or wee fuky fuky with you. We give Affganistan people you murder supah supah antee airplane rockets to set fire to assess of F-16 and F-18 hot shot pilots, you noe the same way you did with mujahadeen kill our Russian friends, you see velly velly quickly how things change. That why we send Chinese soldiers to Noff Kolea. You kill them, we kill you. Smat no Mr. Plezident ?
By the way Mr. Plezident. Yoo need blettah chinese cook. Dinnah taste of MacDonalds clap !!!