Reply to Plato:

Maybe that person is afraid Obama might be in the room when the light gets turned on. Michelle would scare me.
Clinton family in the kitchen was enough to give me nightmares for a good 6 months.

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A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one
afternoon. Republican asked waitress for some coffee.
Republican sees across restaurant and asked

Is that Jesus sitting over there?

Yep.
So Republican told waitress to send Jesus over a cup of that coffee...and he'd pay.


The Same thing happened when a Libertarian(hunched over in
crippleness) came into restaurant.
But waitress brought over tea to Jesus at Libertarians'request...his treat.


The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches.


He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How about getten me a cold Miller Light?
He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn ' t that God's boy over there?

The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him


and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt

the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door. Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips
out the door.


Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.


The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me .. I'm collecting disability from Obamacare"

"Truth is like pornography. You know it when you see it."
--Leonard Susskind