HAHA! Thanks for posting that. Hysterical.

I remember watching a show on TLC that was, at the time, called "Trauma, Life and Death in the ER". Somebody must have complained (there are too many delicate snowflakes of people these days!) because they dropped the "Death" from the title. ;)

Guy comes into the ER. Doctor asks him if he's done any drugs.
Yes.
What did you do?
Coke.
How much?
ALL OF IT!
[lmao]

He complains of stomach pains. Cut to the xray room, doctor pointing at a spherical object in his pelvis says to another, "It's a POTATO!"