High on Water
We know of a guy who works the computer-system at our school district. He spent a big part of his time devising, developing, and implementing a program where he filters p 0 r n on the high-school computers.
The students (all boys so far) are found watching tiny little windows of p 0 r n during class. Our friend can SHUT him down almost immediately, I don't know how he implemented this program, but it was pure genius in my book.
He was telling us that he CameTHISClose to adding a LOUD voiceover (to embarrass) that proclaimed (as the window shuts off)
NO*p 0 r n*FOR*YOU! (a la "The Soup Nazi" from the tvshow
"Seinfeld") - and he said it perfectly like that guy, too.
We laughed so hard that tears were falling down our faces.
The sad part is, it's not really funny, is it? 8^(