InnerCalm
"Vampires do not exist except in the mind stream of fools."
Yet Jesus and his guy in the sky daddy does?
*dramatic pause to allow the crowd to get the funny ha ha.
Now earlier you falsely attributed something I said as an oxymoron. Does your statement, coupled with your belief, qualify? Well I suppose I better not ask you right now. Maybe when you come down a bit. But for coherent, sober forum members, does it qualify?
If not an oxymoron, what would you call this obvious delusion?
Now let us visit the home of Bong for a demonstration....
"Kids I need to tell you something. Sit down. You may be disappointed to hear this but I must tell you that there is no such thing as the Easter Bunny. The good news is though, that the Tooth Fairy is alive and well."
BONG!
Please see Bong's previous post as an example why you shouldn't post under the influence of bong water.