Dang! Been a while since I had a good old fashioned detox crisis! This afternoon I crashed hard, started passing pottyloads of foul smelling black bile (ick!) in the form of copious butt pee... and wound up puking a perfectly good glass of juice as apparently there was too much action down south for it to go down.
Whoa! During the passing of the black bile, I would pass out between pottyloads, go into a semi-dreamlike state and hallucinate wildly! I had Hollywood style tapes running, sometimes more than one simultaneously, in my head (visions of sugarplums?). One load of bile smelled very metallic... though the black gradually tapered off to a normal nut brown.
Gee, shoot me for a dirty dog, but I'd say this was a liver crisis. I was especially touchy/emotional earlier in the day...
The good news is, This Too Shall Pass! Once I got it all out, I felt pretty much like a choo choo train ran right over me for an hour or two, drank a hot cup of mint tea with maple and a big glass of water... and am starting to feel almost human.
Obviously I am not done. I had the sneaking suspicion when I started I was in for a long haul--I'll go for 15 then see how she goes.
Soooo... looks like I'll be around a while more! Anybody feel like a round of delicious lemonade??