Oh honey...Miss Molly & I were just havin' some fun. We loves our men! and MINE is real...can't vouch for hers, never met him...
I do love Foghorn, though. Even though he has only 2 toes...isn't that what love's all about? Loving despite (percieved) shortcomings?
And, I have no doubt that you will find your man... :D


By the way, Foghorn's a ROOSTER! NOT a two-toed chicken!

Hey, you gotta be silly sometimes...life is too short, and sometimes too serious.

Heck, if I preferred Archie or Pepe over my husband, then I think someone should sit me down and have a very serious talk with me. Hopefully they would not need to use a straightjacket.....

I have to remember to be specific with my requests-
He came and hired me as his employee
and there are ex-wife issues and other use issues
I am sloppy with my requests to the universal, eh?
But I am learning
No two toed Roosters
But plenty of 10 toed roosters!
as in Cock-a-doodle- do!
:)

That reminds me of one of my favorite Simpson's episodes...someone finds a bottle, with a genie inside of course...I don't remember what the first wish was, Homer accuses Lisa of wasting the second wish(she wishes for world peace). The third wish, Homer tries to be really specific...he wishes for a turkey sandwich, not just ANY turkey sandwich. He specifies that the bread must be fresh, the tomatoes & lettuce home grown & ripe, the mayo not full of salmonella etc. The genie grants the wish. Homer inspects it, it looks perfect. Homer takes a big bite, he's chewing....mmmm...good...wait a minute. He looks heavenward...." Oh my God in Heaven!! Why Me!! The turkey Is DRY!!!"
Yeah, ya gotta be specific... :D