Blog: QI (Chi) Pig
by Wrenn

Save Toby ? Real or Scam?

It turns out that this was/is/continues to be a *joke* marketing idea, much to my relief.
The bunny is safe (laugh), and now on a *new deadline* to be eaten, in November *smile*
At any rate, knowing it is a joke, one can then better find humour and creativity at the material presented.

Date:   3/24/2005 11:18:00 PM   ( 14 y ) ... viewed 2786 times

Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet.
Unfortunately, he will DIE on June 30th, 2005
if you don’t help.

I rescued him several months ago.
I found him under my porch, soaking wet,
injured from what appeared to be an attack from an alley cat.
I took him in, thinking he had no chance
to live from his injuries,
but miraculously, he recovered.
I have since spent several months nursing him to health.
Toby is a fighter, that’s for sure.

Unfortunately, on June 30th, 2005, Toby will die.
I am going to eat him.
I am going to take Toby to a butcher
to have him slaughter this cute bunny.
I will then prepare Toby for a midsummer feast.
I have several recipes under consideration,
which can be seen, with some pretty graphic images,
under the recipe section.

I don’t want to eat Toby, he is my friend,
and he has always been the most loving, adorable pet.
However, God as my witness,
I will devour this little guy
unless I receive 50,000$ USD into my account
from donations or purchase of merchandise.
You can help this poor, helpless bunny’s
cause by making donations
through my verified PayPal account
by clicking on any of the Donate buttons on this site,
or by purchasing merchandise
at the online store.

Here is the current status of donations for Toby,
as of March 20th, 2005.
Thanks to everyone who has contributed!

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