Day 2: Don't Make Me Drink That 9 y
Day one is all about the water...
Day two of my cleanse starts too early for me to be happy. I’m up at 6:30 a.m. to get ready for a big ceremony at work. It’s a big event with a bunch of really big wig historic people, so I have to be on my best behaviour.
Fully dressed and waiting on my mom, I start making our lemonades. I put syrup in mine, black strap molassas in hers. Dad is watching me in total disgust but I can’t be bother to care this early in the morning.
In the car on the way to the event, I stare at my lemonade in distaste. I have just brushed my teeth, no way am I going to drink that now and ruin the d ... read more
Day 1: I don't even like Tuna. 9 y
Day on of my master cleanse, cravings I couldn't believe.
Day 1 of my master cleanse. I’ve woken up at my normal 7:10 a.m. gotten ready for work, and at 7:45 I’m heading out the door. Of course, being this early in the morning and seeing as how I am strictly a night owl, I’ve completely forgotten that I am supposed to start cleansing today so head to work without any ”food”. Fortunately, my sister has no work today, so around 8:45 she stops by the office to drop me off two large mason jars of ”lemonade”. I’m so hungry I jump out of my meeting, grab a jar and run back into the conference room, downing the contents.
I have completely forgott ... read more