"I'll be your Huckleberry", "Step up to the plate"...are you for real? Who talks like that?
I'm so sure there are thousands of secret drug company "operatives" patrolling these forums trying to stop the people like yourself from stealing all of their profits. How do you become a "big-pharma" operative anyhow? Are there secret schools for this? Is it a renegade FDA offshoot agency? I suppose that's a huge government coverup too.
I've personally tried many alternative therapies and none of them have ever delivered what they promised. I've tried the Master Cleanse, Parasite Cleanse, Oil Pulling, vegetarian diet, alkaline diet, Wrightia Tinctoria, and a few others I can't remember right now. I've used them for extensive duration and followed their structure faithfully. While some have shown minor temporary initial results, they all failed to cure my ills, every single time without exception. The Cure For All Diseases , my ass!
While traditional medicine has not cured my disease either, it has given me far better and longer lasting relief from it than alternative medicine ever did.
I wish I didn't have to go to the doctor, I wish I didn't have to take medication and rub ointments all over my body...I really do. But most alternative treatments simply aren't any more effective than placebo treatments. I've wasted thousands of dollars on alternative treatments, much more than I've spent on real medicine with hopes that they would work, but nothing ever has.