This is the funniest thread I've EVER read. :D
BTW - Martha Stewart without make-up looks her age - nevermind the fact that she's always under good lighting, can get facial peels and botox done whenever she wants, and has someone who does her hair/make-up/wardrobe for her. But I'm glad we can so easily relate to celebrities and make assumptions about their health. I mean, they LOOK healthy.. so they must be healthy, right?