I know Jesus, Jesus is gay. We always knew he was gay, but came out at age 15 to his relatives and friends. One guy in our group gave him a hard time for a little while but since nobody else did he smartened up and learned to look past the "gayness". His sister Maria, luckily is totally hetero, cuz she's one hot tamalé.
Word of God may be absolute, (making the wild assumption there is a god), but human interpretation sucks the bag. This is why there are hundreds of sects each claimimg to be the correct version, and having no doubt about it.
Meet your true God: