As a past master, I'm sure you could teach me a thing or two about twisting Scripture. You had to do it at least 8 times for all those passages that explicitly refer to Jesus as God - I'm sure you know them all. You then had to do it another 100 or so more times for all those other passages that directly and indirectly affirm Jesus' deity. You probably know most of those too, if not all of them.
My only doubts would be about the value of such lessons. I would not want to be associated with such a cavalier attitude to God's word.