DAY 55: Mitch McConnell Sees Infinite Healthcare Plans After Dropping Acid To Inspire Ideas For Obamacare Replacement
WASHINGTON—Seeking to open his mind to new possibilities for overhauling the U.S. healthcare system, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) reportedly witnessed an infinite number of replacement plans Wednesday after dropping acid to inspire ideas for an Obamacare alternative.
Shortly after the 75-year-old Republican senator ingested two 100-microgram tabs of LSD in his Congressional office, sources said countless substitutes for the Affordable Care Act began to explode before his eyes in luminescent, hyper-vivid colors and patterns.
“Oh my God—I can see the CHIP provisions spreading out in every direction forever and ever and ever,” said a reeling McConnell, gazing wide-eyed as infinite, interlocking fractal combinations of health savings plans, employer-provided coverage, and government subsidies enveloped him in an accelerating stream, eventually passing over him with such velocity that they appeared to be an entire galaxy of stars swirling around him. “Now I can see…I can see the outpatient hospital visits covered for every child in the country! No, every child who’s ever been born, and will ever be born! Even the ones who haven’t yet been conceived!”
“The scope of coverage is so beautiful,” added the senator quietly. “Whoa.”
According to sources, McConnell’s hallucinations came on slowly, first appearing as a geodesic block grant spiraling gently in the center of the senator’s desk before morphing into a gigantic, prismatic spiderweb of plans whose out-of-pocket prescription expenses expanded and contracted with McConnell’s every breath.
McConnell then reportedly turned his attention to the pulsating, roiling carpet in his offices, from which an entire ancient forest sprang as though from the beginning of time, its vines and verdant, leafy canopy composed of untaxed dollars that reached to the ceiling, beneath which the senator said the “whole country would be protected,” eliminating penalties and subsidizing care for 150 million eligible Americans.
“Every co-pay is connected to every patient is connected to every beating human heart,” said McConnell as he began to peel off his suit and tie until he was completely nude. “The individual mandate is total bullshit, because the plan is life itself, and you can’t opt in or out of life. And the continuous coverage incentive—well, it’s f***ing this! All of this! The river and the sky and the grass and the trees. And it’s you! You and me. We’re all part of the plan.”
“f***, I’m tripping balls,” added McConnell, waving his hands in front of his face and attempting to grasp at the low-cost, high-value brackets that had presented themselves as glowing orbs.
McConnell reportedly grew terrified, however, after claiming to see the skies darken and a huge wall of 400-foot-high premiums rising in the distance while thousands of jagged, ugly shapes representing an overburdened Medicaid system rained down around him, threatening to crush the middle class and, eventually, the whole human race.
The senator then fled his office on foot and sprinted into the Capitol rotunda, where sources said he stopped dead in his tracks to stare open-mouthed at the domed ceiling for the next 90 minutes, mumbling in horror about an upper limit on the tax preference for employer plans before the naked and sweating congressman ran out onto the National Mall.
Sources later told reporters that at one point, the senior senator from Kentucky caught sight of his own face in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool and began to panic, insisting that he saw himself waiting in an out-of-network doctor’s office for 10,000 years due to his own proposed legislation before decaying completely, his flesh falling from his bones in rotting chunks.
“He was really freaking out, so I brought him a glass of orange juice and that seemed to calm him down a bit,” said aide James Scholtz, adding that McConnell became fixated on Scholtz’s striped tie and rubbed it gently on his face while repeatedly stating that he no longer feared the massive impact to the federal budget that sweeping healthcare reform would bring—that he in fact welcomed it. “I couldn’t really follow everything he was saying, but he was pretty adamant that his body was an HMO, Earth was the network, the universe was the insurance company, and God was the free-market exchange. Eventually he started crying, so I just patted his hand until [Secretary of Transportation] Mrs. Chao came to talk to him.”
After the drug’s effects had worn off, Senator McConnell reportedly surveyed his notes, called them “nonsense,” and then picked himself up from the K Street alley where he had found himself, ready to move ahead with his plan to repeal Obamacare without a replacement.
But if so, where is all that energy going? We have seen in previous papers it isn't going to bombs or
even production of bombs. It also isn't going to production of electricity for mass use, since in the US
they decided to shut down that industry. It now looks to me like they hoaxed the big events like Three
Mile Island, to scare people off this kind of power. After early decisions to divert some of the new
energy to the public, those decisions were apparently reversed. We can't know why, but I suggest either
there was too little energy produced to be used both by the public and in secret, or the secret uses later
ballooned, making energy sharing with the public unfeasible.
Before I tell you what I think the secret use is, let me pause to point out that we already have an answer
for a previous mystery. That being, why has mass transport been stalled at the level of the 600mph airplane since WWII? While all other tech has evolved very fast in the past 60 years, air travel hasn't
advanced at all. Even the Concorde was mothballed. Commercial airliners look exactly the same as
they did in the 1950s. I have never understood that. It makes no sense. Do cars looks and perform
exactly like they did in 1950? No. But if the new technology was being denied to the public sector, it
makes perfect sense.
I suggest to you that the Manhattan Project wasn't about producing bombs. We had no need of such
bombs, since the wars were all managed anyway. They always have been. The project was much more
likely about producing a new energy source, and then hiding that energy source behind a big fake story.
And the bomb story was just a part of the misdirection.
Given the thrust of many of his papers as a whole, although a bit funny, is a reasonable question nonetheless. I do not think he is CIA but is an artist, painter, sculpter, musician and scientist frustrated in each of these endeavors upon discovering each of these institutions corrupted by the CIA and their Rockefeller/Rothschild robber-baron gang.
(read his closing statement near the end of http://mileswmathis.com/stoner.pdf)
"Since the recent NSA scandals have proven that we are being watched at all times, I will turn straight into the camera for this final paragraph, talking to the agents directly. It occurs to me you may be as surprised as all my other readers to discover the true story behind Modern art. Perhaps you have never cared enough about art to look closely; or perhaps you cared but—like me—just couldn't see through the many layers of veils. I beg you to ask yourself if this is really what you signed on for. Maybe you feel just as used as the rest of us. Since I have shown that patriotism was just a cloak here, your patriotism doesn't matter. Art history wasn't killed on the altar of patriotism or US political interests, it was killed only to enrich people that were already billionaires. You may say, “You are right, I don't care about art. Its loss means nothing to me.” So substitute what you do care for instead of art. For the truth is, everything is being destroyed to enrich those who are already billionaires, and the destruction is always justified under the cloak of patriotism. Our health is being destroyed, the oceans are being destroyed, the fertility of the land is being destroyed, our water quality is being destroyed, our privacy is being destroyed, our very self-determination is being destroyed, and in each case those doing the destroying are hiding behind the flag. So I ask again, is this what you signed on for? It isn't what I signed on for when I squeezed through the birth canal."
Having read approximately 15 of his (dozens and dozens of) expose' papers thus far, he is pretty good at unwinding well-crafted lies particularly the kind of big (and long concealed ) lies that fascists, nazis and other cabalists have long littered history and bragged " if you are going to tell your people lies .... " , tell them big ones. Therein it can be seen /revealed how often the littler people blindly / unwittingly do the bidding of CIA by being so thoroughly duped and clueless to big lies, so in a sense, it is fair to say most of us have been played/made a little bit CIA whether we like / know it or not ..... and is this a little bit lol'able ? 🤓
Obamacare repeal failure
Many of you already know that Trump has been stopped from doing almost everything he campaigned for, not by his own will. And the recent failure to repeal Obamacare is a prime example. It is a prime example of the now self evident truth that we no longer have a representative government.
I am not sad Ryancare (falsely labeled Trump care) did not get implemented, because people did not ask for a new version of Obamacare, they asked for a complete and total repeal of all of it. Who wants medical insurance that costs $500 a month, has a $5,000 deductible, and then gets used as a racket to feed a massively corrupt medical system $50,000 for things that in other countries cost $100 cash in hand, no insurance needed?
If people are even talking about health insurance at all, they are supporting the American medical scam that has become so entrenched that no one in America can understand that a fairly priced medical system won't even have, as a component, any insurance at all. And I have understated this.
Google has duly expunged the Anascorp story, where a woman was charged $100,000 for treatment with two shots of Anascorp after a scorpion sting, which in Mexico would have cost less than $200 total. This is the problem with American medical: The system is nothing at all but an extortion racket, where people are forced to destroy their lives paying for treatments, which in a modern system, should be practically free. And Americans just suck it up and call it normal.
LET ME INTRODUCE JIM STONE CARE: A HEALTH PROPOSAL FOR AMERICA:
1. If any hospital charges more than a 30 percent markup on medical items, and asks for more than $5,000 for any surgery;
2. If any hospital charges more than $200 per night for a private room, or more than $65 per night for a 4 bed divided room;
3. If any dispensary charges more than $20 as the top price for any 7 day antibiotic (or antibiotic provider asks for so much a dispensary can't provide it for $20 after charging 30 percent markup no matter what antibiotic it is;)
4. If any doctor charges more than $30 for a diagnostic visit, that can be truncated to 15 minutes; $50 for a half hour
5. If any manufacturer produces a wilfully damaging product, such as all vaccines grown in human tissue and/or have adjuvants that are based on the same materials that form the building blocks for the body's biological systems,
CONSEQUENCE: without warning, a SWAT team will arrive and round up the hospital/factory/dispensary/doctor's fleeing management that scammed the people so badly and jail them.
SOUND AUDACIOUS? WELL, IT IS TIME FOR AMERICA'S TOTALLY SCAM MEDICAL TO BE STOPPED IN ITS TRACKS TODAY. IT APPEARS ONLY OPEN WARFARE WILL ACCOMPLISH THIS.
Political: If any bureaucrat continues supporting a system where the medical records of an individual are not completely open, and not stored as the sole copy, within the individual's residence, - if any bureaucrat continues supporting the current system where medical records and comments are sealed and held by the medical community, rather than the individual, said bureaucrat is to be blackballed and imprisoned no less than FIVE (5) years. The American system of not allowing people to be the sole holders of their own medical records should be a class B felony AT LEAST on the part of the people who made this system a reality.
2. If any bureaucrat demands more from a medical practitioner than a single script issued after each visit, for the patient to add to their own medical record on their own terms; - a paperwork process so simple it happens in 30 seconds at the end of a visit, said bureaucrat is to be blackballed from politics for the rest of their life.
Folks, the Mexicans have a system like the one I described. Hospital, private room: $100 per night, and it is like a hotel room at a place like the Marriott. If you wanted a crap hole hospital the room will be a LOT LESS. A vast majority of American hotels won't match the quality and cleanliness of a high class Mexican hospital room. Modern, clean, comfortable. For $200 you get an attached conference room for business meetings while you are sick. On top of this, the niceness so vastly exceeds American hospitals that it would be an absolute revolution to get America to where Mexico is with this.
When you go to a pharmacy, the doctor is there, and it will be a good doctor. If you don't like a certain doctor, choose another pharmacy. For practically nothing, the doctor will give you a full physical and check up, and give the CORRECT medication if needed. Total cost for something like an ear infection? less than $20, antibiotics included. And it does not stop with that. A majority of pharmacy doctors will set broken bones and give you stitches, and the end cost will always be under $50 if you can't find a doctor who will do it for free. Claudia just told me that there are many places that will take care of broken bones for FREE. Not state subsidized. You don't need any medical coverage at all for that, and the state is not the one paying. If you go private, Stitches are typically $1 USD each. It will cost about $15 to set a broken arm, and another $30 for the cast.
Obviously if you have more money, you will have a private doctor but even in these cases a broken arm and 20 stitches would never ring up more than $200 in the worst case scenario, x-rays and all. And since x-rays actually only cost $10 to do, and it takes less than an hour to set an arm and apply a cast, with the cast being nothing but gauze mixed with cheap plaster, why should it cost $2,500 plus, the way it would in America? Broken arm X-rays in Mexico are crystal clear, and cost less than $20 leaving a margin for the hospital to turn a 100 percent profit. Why should an arm x-ray cost up to $1,000 in America?
BOTTOM LINE: AMERICAN MEDICAL IS A CRIMINAL SYSTEM. THERE IS NO CONCEIVABLE EXCUSE FOR IT. IT IS A MASSIVE EXTORTION RACKET. THEY TAKE PEOPLE IN DIFFICULT SITUATIONS THAT ARE CHEAP TO FIX, AND DESTROY THEM. TODAY'S AMERICAN HOSPITAL IS EQUAL TO A TOW TRUCK DRIVER WHO, BECAUSE YOU ARE TRAPPED IN A CAR THAT WILL FALL AND KILL YOU, CHARGES $50,000 TO PUT A HOOK ON IT AND PULL YOU OUT IN 3 MINUTES. EASY TO SOLVE PROBLEM. PAY UP OR DIE, BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUN TO YOUR HEAD.
The criminal racket HAS TO STOP. IF TRUMP WANTS TO ADDRESS THE REAL MEDICAL PROBLEM AMERICA HAS, HE HAS TO OPENLY STATE THAT THE ENTIRE SYSTEM IS A FILTHY ROTTEN CRIMINAL EXTORTION RACKET FROM TOP TO BOTTOM, AND BEGIN CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS.
NO OBAMACARE. NO RYANCARE. Simply TOTALLY de-regulate medical, do the proper jailings and let competition do it's job. THAT is the real health care fix.
I would never believe this if I was not in Mexico to see it for myself. Contrary to what you are told in the scamming MSM, Mexicans are not walking around spewing disease and dropping body parts. Their medical here is more than equal to America's and it is actually affordable with no insurance or government subsidy at all.
Contrary to what you are brainwashed to believe, America has horse crap medical care. Dark dungeon spooky hospitals that stink, are proven to not be sanitary, and present like death centers. Hospitals don't have the same feel in Mexico, they, aside from whatever is wrong with you to put you there, are quite cheery. Yes, they all have WIFI that people use the whole day from their beds if they are able to.
I have had a medical incident here that would have destroyed me in America, yet medical is SO CHEAP all I had to do is say I had a problem, and people who read this site took care of it in a day. That was nice to have happen. But it also shows that medical in Mexico is affordable. My problem was not "cheap" but I am certain it would have been end-of-life in America. $50,000 AT LEAST, with no real cure, only symptom management. The diagnosis for the latest problem was 20 pages long! The problem was so technical that everything had to be analyzed, including things like ph balance, blood toxin load, exact mineral levels to see what was doing what, I saw the diagnostic list and can't even begin to say everything that was on it. Stuff you'd never even think about. Caveat: She kept the list. She wanted me as a permanent patient. So what if she is going to fix problems (she obviously did) and not just manage symptoms for max profit.
Mexican medical costs for services you can cross reference with American prices easily, these prices are not subsidized or discounted, or in "cheap hell holes", these will be done in top level "cheery" "marriott" type hospitals:
Sonogram, complete with all print outs: $10-20
X-ray, complete with the plate/film/whatever it is called, it will be at least 11X17 in size: $20-30.
Cat Scan: Various prices, but less than $100.
MRI in the latest newest 2014 model GE MRI "donut" machine with 3 teslas or more: $150 - 250
Open bed MRI: Up to $350. These are used for comfort or when someone is too claustrophobic to handle a donut MRI.
These prices are current. Go check them out in the U.S. and see what your scam level is set at.
BOTTOM LINE: MEDICAL REFORM IN AMERICA EQUALS ENFORCEMENT OF ETHICS LAWS AND LITTLE ELSE. If this is not done, the problem will not be fixed AT ALL no matter what "Trump dream care" ends up being.
my new epithet for the normies and wannabes is "clever monkeys." when all people do is follow their nose and tongue and gut and groin, they are just monkeys. very clever, sometimes, but monkeys nonetheless.